pimientos-especiales: So I was just looking at this awesome concept art from The Princess and the Frog. I had it enlarged, big as it could go, scrolling along, admiring the details, and then I got almost to the end of the picture, right along the fountain. This movie takes place in the 1920s.
You know what’s worse than slow internet?
When somebody says "your kinda cute"
sodamnrelatable: Fuck you mean kinda?
egberts: DUUUUUUUUUUDE WHEN I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS DUMB JOKE “BEND OVER AND SPELL RUN” AND IM 100% SURE NONE OF THOSE LITTLE EIGHT YEAR OLD SHITS KNEW WHAT I MEANT BUT I JUST REALIZED WHAT IT MEANt
me: mom, i need money
mom: what? did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?
wartortles: sir please leave the caption writing for people who are actually funny
annoyingtwink: yahoo yaho aho ho how how a how ab how abo how abou how about how about n how about no
lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
gwenstefuckme: When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream
i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds. i think you would be a very good wizard.
shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
wartortles: *holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
mebeingweird: bondoge: do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
zackisontumblr: what if amanda bynes is locked up somewhere, and penelope tate is pretending to be her causing trouble
meladoodle: do any of you guys know any legal crimes?? i wanna be a ‘gangsta’ but i respect the law
jesuschristvevo: brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment
canadianslut: *sprays febreze on your attitude*
dude-thats-my-ghost: askgeorgebush: fridge-logic: askgeorgebush: What if the Doctor’s name is just something like Phil You mean like this OH SHIT
8yearoldslut: passionatesin: ...
yazooweasel: twinkle twinkle star so blue, how i wonder